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Anak talaga ng tokwa yang mga taxi drivers na yan!!!! I super hate hate Pinoy taxi drivers. As in!! I blogged about them several times…and hinde nababago ang trend. Aside sa mga Government Officials…TAXI DRIVERS PO ANG PINAKA CORRUPT!!! Nakakainis. I am not generalizing pero MAJORITY ng taxi drivers, bwiseeeeeet!!!

I am sooo pissed right now with this manong from E&E Taxi. Manong, if ever you get to read this, balikan ka sana ng karma!!!!

You know why?

Ok.

Monday morning, I was off to MIA for our early morning flight to Davao. I had to take a cab from Valenzuela to the Domestic Airport. I paid this manong driver around 300pesos. Fair enough.

Wednesday night, we arrived at MIA from Davao santacruzan…I had to make hatid the ever rich and beautiful REYNAELENA to his condo in East Ortigas dahil takot sa stalker. Sumakay kami ng isang taxi lang, the plan was se-segway kami sa Ortigas Mansion and then Valenzuela…anak ng tokwa!!! Walang metro. He’s charging us 300 papuntang East Ortigas. Ok, sige na nga.

Now along the way, we asked this ayuf na driver how much ang charge going to Valenzuela. Mega drama ang ayuf, may pa radyo-radyo pa asking the remote office ng charge but there was no response. Baka daw sira ang linya or sumtin.

Dahil mayaman nga si Reynz, he left me with 1K for my allowance, lol. That’s actually for our pamasahe…I was like, wow…1K is pretty big diba. May kick back ako for sure. LOL. I scammed 1000 pesoses from Reyna!!!

Now, along Edsa…nag radyo ulet tong ayuf a taxi driver to ask for the pricing, you wont believe this…he’s charging me 700pesos!!! Ok, sige na nga…nagkasubuan na. 700 ang babayaran ko…kahit sobrang labag sa loob ko…pero that’s still big diba

And to my surprise, after I confirmed it to manong na walanghiyang yan…700 ang bayad ng airport to valenzuela plus 300 ang bayad from airport to ortigas, so that’s 1000 pesoses!!!!!

BWISEEEEEEET!!!! *nawala ang kickbak ko*

Separate ang bayad ko sa bayad ni Reynz. Imagine this, what if 4 kami sa taxi, isang bababa sa Ortigas, isang Cubao, isang Monumento and isang Valenzuela? How much kaya ang babayaran ko?

I swear, nasa loob ako ng taxi and sobrang galit ko talaga I was telling this mama na sobrang overpricing sya. He’s NOT FAIR!!! Lahat naman tayo nagsusumikap na kumita ng pera pero sana sa marangal na paraan…yes, I was preaching him GMRC. I was fuming mad. I told him na more than 100% ang charge niya and hinde tama yun! I almost cried sa galit…and I didn’t stopped talking and telling him na masama yung ginagawa nya.

I asked him baket walang metro, walang masagot. Tinanong ko din kung may binabayaran ba sila sa MIA na rent, tax or sumtin kung kaya overpricing sila…wala naman. Baket ganun ang sistema nyo?? Trip trip lang nila. Pakyawan, kontrata…what is that? Deadmatology ang manong. I call it purely panloloko ng mga tao.

Hinde ako maka move on sa inis. 1000. Grrrrrrr!!!

Papayag ba ako? HINDE!!!

I told the driver na ibaba nya ko right there and then sa Edsa and I’ll just take a bus kesehodang mabigat ang bag ko at ala una na ng umaga. Siningil ako ng 600. Ayuf. I would have paid 500 lang sana…pero dahil fair ako, binigay ko yung 600 pero ang sama sama ng loob ko talaga. I lost my kickback! Pero that’s beside the point, if you know what I mean.

So ang ending, ang lola nyo eh nag bus pauwi, buti na lang di ako bumili ng isang box ng pomelo! Ang binayad ko sa bus…disi-otso!

Utang na loob, kung may makabasa man na government officials, sana naman ma-regulate yung ganyang mga hayup na driver na yan daig pa ang mga pulis sa pagiging buwaya! Galit na galit talaga ako.

 

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The Pearl Farm Experience

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obvious naman na we had a good time diba? More pictures later. Meantime, papahinga muna. I am in pain. Sobra.

Day 2: Scuba Diving Experience

Waaaaaaaaahh!! Davao is really a beautiful place. I love it.

We´re having such a great time. Stop and look and listen!!!

Hadok ak….pero kay gwapo jud an akon diving master….kaya sige la. LOL

 

You should try this out. It was sobrang fun! I will tell you more info when we come back esp our über funny crazy experience over and under water - the panic attack, shark attack, team nautica turned nauseatica and many others.  Busy pa with the santacruzan and everything. Rafting in few more hours. ….See yah!

Lovers in Pearl Farm Beach Davao

Teaser lang.

 

Hehehehe….

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I’ll Be In Davao On May 12-14

Yipeee! Sure na sure na! Akala ko hinde ako makakasama! Finally!

Eto ang panahong feel na feel ko talaga na 24 hours is not enough! 12:33AM na and I should be awake by 3:30AM…wag na kaya akong matulog noh? LOL.

I still have a lot of things to do. Meet deadlines. Write pending reviews. Haaaay. Mag charge ng phone. Bumili ng films (para sa camera, lol). Magpa-manicure. Mag empake. Kelangan ko pang maglaba!

I will be in Davao on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday for a very bonggang santacruzan with the MUTYA NG DAVAO aka TITA POORSYA aka MANAY BENG of lukaret.com, and HRH REYNA ELENA with her CONSTANTINO. LOL. Alalay lang ang role ko, messenger, taga timpla ng kape, tiga-masahe, tiga ayos ng sched, tiga-book, shock absorber, secretary, mediator at referee. LOL

Eto ang aming ITINERARY:

DAY 1

*Wild Water Rafting:*
8:30 am Assembly at Crocodile Park
4:30 pm Arrival at Crocodile Park

DAY 2

*Pearl Farm*
8:00 A.M Assembly at Santa Ana Wharf
4:00 P.M Arrival at Santa Ana Wharf

DAY 3

*Scuba Diving*
8:00 A.M Jump Off
4:00 P.M Back in Davao

Mainggit kayo. LOL. I will definitely bombard this blog with our lovely pictures in the next days to come. Abangan at makikita nyong naka trunks err swimming suit errr 2-piece?? I can’t tell. Hahaha

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Hu hu hu. Ha ha ha. Hu hu hu. Bwahahaha. Ewan ko kung matatawa ako o maasar. Tatawanan ko na lang nga.

ANNOUNCEMENT

HINDE PO MATUTULOY ANG MERIENDA AND CHIKA CHIKA SA MAY 11, 2008, SUNDAY at Cafe Breton Greenbelt Makati - @3pm

SI Doc Joy can’t attend dahil po sa isang unexpected na pangyayari. Doc, I’m really sorry to hear about MYKO. Sabi nga nila, every ending is a new beginning. I hope you get well soon.

And our panauhing pandangal HRH Reyna Elena eh hanggang sa mga oras na ito eh nag a-annabelle rama sa airport ng Philadelphia!!! Eto po ang mga texts ng lowla:

 

Nagkalecheleche na flight ko baka di na me matuloy sa Davao nasa phily pa ako dapat on the way na me to Japan

I was rebooked for tomorrow’s flight I arrive May 11 at 11PM in Manila…malen please tell everyone I can’t attend EB.

AND GUESS WHAT…AKO DIN HINDE MAKAKADALO FOR THE FIRST KASE 10AM - 7PM and work schedule ko.

Ewan ko ba siguro may mga inggitera jan na nagdadasal na sana wag matuloy ang EB ayan tuloy napurnada…porbida man jud oi! haaay!
My suggestment is….i mo-move na lang ang EB on a later date and I second emotion! I apologize for the inconevenience. Sa lahat ng bumili ng bagong damit for the EB on Sunday, wag nyo muna isuot. LOL

ooppss, kadadating lang na text ng amo ko,

EB will be re-scheduled after the DAVAO TRIP

TBA na lang ang EB….sana wala ng aberya next time. See yah all!

Have a safe travel amo. See you and flease wag mo namang cancelahin ang DAVAO dahil hindi ko makakayanan pag di tayo natuloy.

Natural Solutions For Your Garden

During summer, whenever I go home, I would spend my afternoons in the farm where we plant watermelons and other vegetables and crops. It was fun and I’ always look forward for that day. You know my father farmed lands all his life. Too bad I didn’t inherit his green thumb at all. It’s amazing how he can make those lovely roses bloom in our backyard when we were kids. He would also plant red tomatoes, corn and okra in our little garden. He never use chemical fertilizers, and pesticides. Organic or natural fertilizers like Seaweed Fertilizer are far better of course and that’s what he uses until now. Studies show that fruits and vegetables actually tastes better and flowers get more vibrant colors with the use of natural fertilizer. If you want to learn more about the most popular and effective “safe natural fertilizers”, check out safe-fertilizer-reviews.com for more information.

Summer is ending very soon. Haaay…I miss home!!! Looks like I wont be able to take a long vacation from work this summer. Tsk. It’s too late. Maybe later this year, I can go home. I’d be super happy if I can take a break on Christmas season.

Winner of 1G iPod Shuffle

CHUVAAAA!!!!

Na-receive ko na!!!!

SHUCKS!!!! NAGULAT AKO SA LAKI NG BOX! Excited akong buksan baka kase may kasamang toblerone. In a way, in-expect ko talaga na may pasalubong, yah know. Since CHUVA is uber nice and sweet, I was hoping na baka na may kalakip na lotion o kaya SPAM. LOL…and to my surprise…dyaraaan!!! WALA!!! Puro plastic!!! Hahahaha

iPod shuffle lang talaga ang laman…but it’s really super cute and am loving it. Ambango-bango. Imported talaga. LOL

Super thank you Progobbler.net!!!! 

Excited ako…kaya ayan ginamit ko na:

Ang sosyal diba? Salamat sa iPod hairclip chuvaaaaaaa!!! Mwaaaaaaaaah! Bagay na bagay sya  sa kin. LOL 

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Dear ALL,

I have read all your emails, your comments, your texts, messages on friendster, YMs, chatbox and everything. Hinde naman ako snob. I know, I need to improve this area of my life. Haller, lahat ng nag text nun birthday ko hanggang ngayon wala silang na receive na reply. Soweee. BC talaga. WORK HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE….